TimeCapsule AI / preview mode

Different era.Same you.

Turn one selfie into a fake yearbook portrait, a wildly specific “where are they now?” bio, and the roast your group chat deserves.

One photo No subscription Roast included
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Your time capsule

Choose the plot.

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Era

1997

Life path

Rockstar

CLASS OF ’97

Most likely to

Tour the mall, then call it a residency.

Somewhere cooler.

$ eraroast generate --era 1997 --path rockstar

Three taps. One alternate life.

Your timeline gets weird fast.

  1. 01

    Upload your selfie

    One clear photo is all it takes to open the vault.

  2. 02

    Pick an era + path

    Choose a decade and an alternate life with questionable judgment.

  3. 03

    Share the roast

    Get your yearbook lore, then send the unhinged version to the group chat.

The viral setting

The glow-up is cute. The roast gets reposted.

Every TimeCapsule comes with two versions: the polished yearbook story and the exaggerated alternate-life punchline. Post either. Tag responsibly.

RockstarAstronautCEOReality TV

Where are they now?

“Still telling everyone the band was ahead of its time.”

Roast confidence

High enough to share. Playful enough to blame on the algorithm.

No subscription plot twist

Start free. Unlock the one you love.

The preview keeps things low-res and watermarked. When the timeline hits, make it feed-ready for one honest price.

HD TimeCapsule unlock

$4.99one time
  • HD, watermark-free export
  • 10 more variations
  • Yearbook bio + roast card
  • Ready for the group chat
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Your other life is buffering

Give the group chat new material.

One selfie. One ridiculous destiny. One roast that definitely does not need to be explained.

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